Take a piece of my land

I need milk

My cow is no longer producing any milk

Minister Agriculture says, ‘I have a solution!’

‘I am going to Zim, I will feed the cows there to start producing milk then we export.’

I need food

This cost of living is making it hard to feed my family

Minister Health says, ‘I have a solution!’

‘If we reduce the number of deliveries, we can then have fewer mouths to feed.’

I need fuel for my car

It is now too expensive to drive to work

Minister Energy says, ‘I have a solution!’

‘From now on we will use our own currency to buy fuel from Russia!’

I need sleep

Am too stressed with how hard life is to have enough sleep to function at work

The Vice President says, ‘I have a solution!’

‘You just need to wake up like I do and go to work, see it is easy!’

I need a job

I keep applying but am not being selected, is my name an issue now?

The President says, ‘I have a solution!’

‘Maybe if you change your surname and be my tribesman it would work!’

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Who's to say part 1: I can't add any more weight!?

Who's to say? I remember that thought running in my mind throughout that day. 'So this means you have to lose some weight Eat healthy Reduce unhealthy carbohydrates Exercise Am sure if you google you will get more of what needs to be done.' said the Doctor 'Okay okay Kasanda we got this, it doesn't seem hard I mean...it doesn't seem hard...right? ...my internal monologue as l sat there looking at the Doctor as he tried to explain my scans to me. Radiology is definitely an interesting course! Just from how one would look at an imaging/scan and say enlarged liver for example and all the rest of us see is pure blackness. Kudos to the medics who study for that tirelessly. Funny thing that am embarrassed to say...i did a unit in Radiology but up to now l don't get how i passed it, and frankly I passed it well with a score of 80%. I guess it was a case of this unit is compuls

THE SOCIETY I LIVE IN

I live in a society whereby the line between normal vs abnormal is completely distorted or otherwise subjective (based on the majority’s judgement). My society has made stating facts such as; I am a virgin, I am celibate till marriage or I don’t drink alcohol to be shunned upon and more often than not it’s taken to be a gesir [1] . The majority are thus taken to be normal but the ones who choose not to conform to societal norms are taken to be abnormal. This is kinda like the way we make a diagnosis of delusional disorder which is characterized by delusions, fixed false beliefs that involve situations that could potentially occur in real life such as being followed or poisoned. These delusions also occur to almost everyone on their day to day basis and they include: Erotomanic delusion-delusion that another person is in love with the individual- how many people have misread signals from a crush or another person that they have feelings for them; Grandiose type- delusion of infla

GMD 2: They met!!

GIRL MEETS BOY CHAPTER 2 'And from the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man, he made a woman and brought her to him.’ Genesis 2:22 ‘It takes two to tango!’ These were the words Kasanda told Siba as she was rejecting his advances. A year later, Siba kept reminding her of this. So how did girl meet boy or what is it more of how they found each other? ‘And Adam said,’ This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh. She shall be called woman because she was taken out of man,’ Genesis 2:23 ‘What’s the deal with him?’ Kasanda asked her friend Aggie while pointing out to the new boy in Med School hostels. He never looked like a medical student with his well tucked flowered shirt, well ironed trousers and a trench coat. His outfits never screamed the word Medical Students. So what kind of outfit made a Medical student? For clinical rotations- a plain shirt (blue/ white) and a trouser; for class, people like Benja would come in with Chelsea footb

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